syntaxbitch:


"Maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it." - Tony Stark, The Avengers

And a *Bonus* (in keeping with Marvel tradition) -

Hope everyone enjoys these as much as I do - they took long enough to make. But they’re finally finished - hey, let’s celebrate with some sleep! Good evening, all. :)

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>be me, age 27
>femanon
>wake up in the morning, not really feeling like myself
>put on glasses because i’m blind as fuck
>planning on heading into town
>stopped to brush my teeth before I leave because I was staying out for the night
>something doesn’t taste right while brushing teeth, think nothing of it, continue getting ready
>trying on all my clothes, nothing seems to fit right
>phone is ringing off the hook
>these guys keep blowing up my phone, set phone to silent, put on my favorite cd
>finally satisfied with what I’m gonna wear
>go to brush my hair, realize that it’s gone
>look into the closet door mirror
>double-take, what the fuck?
>my features were oddly masculine
>come to think of it, that toothpaste had a really high alcohol content, stronger than any listerine i’ve ever used
>re-examine self in mirror
>i’m actually p-diddy
>toothpaste was jack daniels
>nopethefuckoutofthere.jpg
>the shock of all this jolts me out of my sleep
>thank god it was a dream, I must’ve had one hell of a friday night
>look to the side of me, stranger in my bed
>head is pounding
>what the fuck did i do?
>glitter everywhere, smell like booze
>strange marks on me, not sure if hickeys or bruises
>i think i committed a felony last night at one point
>decided it’s best to get outta town, hastily get dressed and head outside
>i whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
>if anything i could say that this cab was rare
>but i thought “man, forget it”
>nopedthefuckoutofthere

vintagegal:

Bela Lugosi and Carroll Borland in Mark of the Vampire (1935)

vintagegal:

Bela Lugosi and Carroll Borland in Mark of the Vampire (1935)

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Roger Rabbit’s design - credit to @happydragondave happydragonpictures.com

Who Framed Roger Rabbit: The DVD Shelf Movie Reviews [Episode 19]: via

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Whoa there Jessica, maybe you should have stayed under the bed!

Whoa there Jessica, maybe you should have stayed under the bed!

harry potter stamps 2013

harry potter stamps 2013

gericakoob:

Roger && Jessica. ❤❤ #RogerRabbit #JessicaRabbit

gericakoob:

Roger && Jessica. ❤❤ #RogerRabbit #JessicaRabbit

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italianpride:

Woo finally got this pin this is what I wear at work #JessicaRabbit#Disney#DCA#ODV

italianpride:

Woo finally got this pin this is what I wear at work #JessicaRabbit#Disney#DCA#ODV

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xcrystalpistalx:

💋 #Jessicarabbit #whoframedrogerrabbit (Taken with Instagram)

xcrystalpistalx:

💋 #Jessicarabbit #whoframedrogerrabbit (Taken with Instagram)

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virgomagazine81:

#jessicarabbit as #phoenix #woman #girl #jeangrey @princequiz @jbunnie84 @mrdresskode @ana_steele1

virgomagazine81:

#jessicarabbit as #phoenix #woman #girl #jeangrey @princequiz @jbunnie84 @mrdresskode @ana_steele1

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mylifeinteknikolor:

Thanks @tiffneco for the housewarming present! #disney #jessicarabbit #coffeecup #coffee

mylifeinteknikolor:

Thanks @tiffneco for the housewarming present! #disney #jessicarabbit #coffeecup #coffee

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ofmiceandhotpockets:

saw this at the mall 👌 #jessicarabbit

ofmiceandhotpockets:

saw this at the mall 👌 #jessicarabbit

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